not 100% sure why i signed up for working tonight.
5 stages, 50 djs, 1000 tickets or more sold, and unlimited rides AND ALCOHOL. shit.
god speed you magnificent woman. jesus fucking christ.
Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx
recs for trans women are so rare on tumblr!! spread this, people.
This time the kids win :_D
Highschool reunion? Why would I go in person when I can stay at home and judge all the people I didn’t like via Facebook- with alcohol?
ew why are you fb friends with people you went to highschool with gross
There’s this one in particular too ugh he won’t go away. Like, literally attached to my hip… and we’re getting matching tattoos this year ew gross